A tale of two boobs...
Conversation between ED & I while mocking E! channels 50 most shocking moments of unscripted TV. #1 was the "wardrobe malfunction".
ED: Did you know that the issue of "Parent's" magazine that got the most letters was the one that showed a breastfeeding baby on the cover. This magazine gets sent to MOTHERS.
Me: ::nod::
ED: It wasn't even bad. It was in profile and the nipple was in the baby's mouth. You couldn't see anything.
Me: Mmmm-hmm. See people don't realize that that is what boobies are supposed to be like in their NATURAL HABITAT!!!!
ED: RIGHT! Those are FREE-RANGE TITTIES!!! FREE THE TITTIES!!!!
We're taking donations for the cause.
ED: Did you know that the issue of "Parent's" magazine that got the most letters was the one that showed a breastfeeding baby on the cover. This magazine gets sent to MOTHERS.
Me: ::nod::
ED: It wasn't even bad. It was in profile and the nipple was in the baby's mouth. You couldn't see anything.
Me: Mmmm-hmm. See people don't realize that that is what boobies are supposed to be like in their NATURAL HABITAT!!!!
ED: RIGHT! Those are FREE-RANGE TITTIES!!! FREE THE TITTIES!!!!
We're taking donations for the cause.
posted by clahnamom at 16:43
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